Miserable Retail Slave is a long-running improv comedy podcast. It’s like an early morning radio show designed to entertain you. We deal with life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that make life interesting. Come join our journey as we attempt to escape from day jobs and ascend to the jobs in entertainment that we’ve always dreamed about.

Miserable Retail Slave is:

A comedy podcast that looks at life, love, and the odd, daily occurrences that keep life interesting.

We're back! It's been a long summer, but find out why your favorite big, dumb comedy show, Miserable Retail Slave has been on hiatus for the summer.

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Jul 3, 2018

Miserable Retail Slave, 205. "Don Juan Casanova of Studville"

Jul 3, 2018

This episode: Find out what happened with "Just Ask" and the online dating message that was sent last episode. Plus, Mick Foley & Hell in the Cell, resting weird face, and FACEGYM.

Jul 3, 2018

Miserable Retail Slave, 204. "Just Ask"

Jul 3, 2018

“Just Ask.”

It’s one of those annoying online dating habits that can be found in dating profiles on every dating app. This episode of Miserable Retail Slave, Randy tackles this problem by composing a message on the podcast to a woman whose profile only says: Just Ask.

That’s not all. The guys also discuss Fortnite (even though they know nothing about it), haunted houses (including Tommy’s recent experiences with ghosts tugging on his ear), understanding art, and high school graduation speeches.

Jul 3, 2018

Jun 10, 2018

Miserable Retail Slave, 203. "Deep Don Knotts Sniff"

Jun 10, 2018

May 25, 2018

Miserable Retail Slave episode 201: "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start"

May 25, 2018

This episode, we talk about Tommy’s comedy gigs (for the possible last time) with his friend, Dave Landau, who is now the 2nd mic on The Anthony Cumia Show on Compound Media.

We actually live up to the RETAIL in our name as we discuss the girl who threw poop at a Tim Horton’s employee and talk about why you should never stop shoplifters as a retail employee.

Also: adventures in the NES classic, Contra, the ghost in “Three Men and a Baby,” and we wonder if the Beach Boys song is about Kokomo, Indiana.

May 25, 2018

May 13, 2018

Miserable Retail Slave episode 200. "The Unwritable Miserable Retail Slave"

May 13, 2018

Notes from Miserable Retail Slave #200 "The Unwritable Miserable Retail Slave":

The weather and the “cold shoulders”/ Mansplain (3:05)/ Tommy went to a daddy - daughter dance (3:35)/ Tomish/ Episode 200 and the 6 year old anniversary (6:00)/ The Unwritable Rant (Juliette Miranda and David the Producer) comes to Miserable Retail Slave! (10:00)/ Nicholas Paste (13:00)/ Juliette Miranda’s writing adventures (13:45)/ Getting paid for something you love doing (15:48)/ Winger (16:00)/ David the Producer’s bass playing (17:00)/ Meeting Blackie Lawless (18:30)/ Best or worst band name that David was a member of/ Tommy’s first paying gig was with Penis Philbin (22:35)/ “I’m a little Hemingway over here (25:00)/

May 13, 2018

Apr 22, 2018

Unlikely Comic Crossovers: The Hulk vs. Hulk Hogan

Apr 22, 2018

When you hear the word “Hulk,” chances are your pop culture mind will flash to either The Incredible Hulk (“Hulk Smash”) or The Immortal Hulk Hogan (“brother, brother, brother”). With his upcoming appearance in Thor: Ragnarock, I thought it would be appropriate to check out another epic battle from the Hulk’s career: Hulk vs. Hulk Hogan.

Apr 22, 2018