|Posted by Miserable Retail Slave on February 16, 2014 at 5:30 PM|
This week on the podcast: Three stages of drunk/ Tommy and Randy write a Nicholas Sparks movie/ Robert Redford hair/ the concern line/ a Petey Pablo reference/ Lex Luthor is not Lex Luger/ Tommy’s drunk/ the sex life of Ron McDon/ Sweden’s dirty Big Mac tactics/ A woman named Sexy/ Tommy hates the Rock/ the selfie causes the collapse of a country/ Tommy’s romantic or something
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This is the Nicholas Sparks collection that we dubbed "The Widowmaker" and inspired us to create our own theoretical Nicholas Sparks movie. If you so desire, you can order this thing from Amazon by clicking the picture below. Better hurry. It's a limited edition. Probably to reduce the number of deaths through dehydration from women trying to power through all 7 movies and crying themselves dry.
We briefly discussed the brilliant majesty of Robert Redford's impeccable mane. Feast your eyes on this glorious mop of awesome and try to not to let the jealousy overwhelm you.
Just in case you forgot, this is Petey Pablo. Never forget again.
Just to clarify, the angry man holding the other fella on his shoulders is Lex Luger and is not the character that Jesse Eisenberg is going to playing in the upcoming, tentatively titled Superman vs. Batman movie. You probably already knew that, but Tommy didn't. We serve to inform.
Say you have a girl that you're really into. Suppose you want to take her out for a romantic, candlelit dinner on Valentine's Day. I know nothing about women, yet I still have a great piece of advice for you: that dinner should not be at McDonald's.
That is a tasty burger. For 90 kroner, it should be!