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Mike Tyson's Interview
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by Beerwad
Mike Tyson will turn 43 years old on Tuesday. That day ABC will air an interview of him by Barbara Walters on The View. Here is a portion of that interview. As usual, Tyson is never at a loss for words.
Walters-“Mike, I plan on asking you about Robin Givens, Don King, Evander Holyfield and the “bite fight” and your financial woes.”
Tyson-“Everybody’s got plans, until they get hit.”
Walters-“What were your thoughts before you fought Trevor Berbick for the title in 1986, at only 20 years old?”
Tyson-“I think i’ll take a bath in his blood. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”
Walters-“Would you be open to meeting with the pope again, if he asked?”
Tyson-”I ain’t the same person I was when I bit that guy’s ear off………when Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.”
Walters-”What did you do with your time in prison?”
Tyson-“When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap, people shouldn’t read that stuff.”
Walters-“Who is Mike Tyson?”
Tyson-“I’m a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars. And if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.”
Walters-“What will people remember Mike Tyson for?”
Tyson-“When you see me smash somebody’s skull, you enjoy it.”
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