Miserable Retail Slave

 by Paulie Walnuts

This happened whilst 17-year-old baseball star Bryce Harper was busy signing his $10 million contract with the Washington Nationals.

This happened whilst Eli Manning’s head menstruated upon the new football field in New York.

This happened whilst RFP was choking his chicken to Misty Mundae’s Lord of the G-Strings.

The stars aligned and something amazing caught my attention. I have to share it.

This, my friends, is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Watch it in its entirety and I guarantee you’ll say, “What the..?”

And then, when you’re done, enjoy the remix.