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The Greatest Movie Villains of All Time: Top Ten
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by Beerwad
No boring intro, just the meat and potatos, so to speak.
10. Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates) - "Misery": The definitive posessive broad. One word, "hobble".
xena 1, walnuts and rfp 0.
9. Keyser Soze (Kevin Spacey) - "The Usual Suspects" : It blew my mind when Verbal Kint went from patsy to criminal mastermind. I do believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze! walnuts and xena 1, rfp 0.
8. The Candyman (Tony Todd) - "Candyman": The raspy voice and bloody hook could qualify as cliche, if he wasn't so frickin' scary! And nobody guessed him.
7. Satan (Al Pacino) "The Devil's Advocate": The best actor playing the ultimate villain. It made me squirm because he made me like him. And nobody guessed him.
6. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) "Silence of the Lambs": The most cerebral villain on the list, hands down. he would feed his victims to unwitting party guests. rfp gets on the board, but so does everybody else. walnuts and xena 2, rfp 1.
5. Jason Voorhees - "Friday the 13th": An iconic villain, but he doesn't really blow my hair back. His place in pop culture I feel, warrants this high ranking. Everybody gets a point, walnuts and xena 3, rfp 2.
4. The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Terminator" : He won't stop! EVER! Until you're dead! Another consensus pick. walnuts and xena 4, rfp 3. still anyones ballgame.
3. The Joker (Heath Ledger) "The Dark Knight": A brilliant performance by a brilliant young actor. Even though the movie was pretty average.
That one settled the contest. Walnuts was the only one to get Heath Ledger's Joker and everybody guessed the top 2. He wins the uber grand prize package!
there's just one order of business to address. i need your help to pick the top villain of all time..................................
Click on the link below to vote! AND....if you think that good ol' Beerwad has left someone out of the Top 10 or even the top 50, please comment below and tell him that he's a moron as well as your picks for who should have made the list.
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I voted for Freddy, and now I'm going to campaign for more votes in his favor.
Freddy kills kids. He doesn't care who you are. You can't reason with him. He even tries to kill other evil people (see Freddy vs Jason). He's smart, he looks scary, and he sounds scary.
Darth Vader grew up a hero, and died a hero. In between, he was pretty evil, but he atoned for it all when he sacrificed himself to rid the universe of the the Emperor. There is no good in Freddy. He's #1.
Freddy kills kids. He doesn't care who you are. You can't reason with him. He even tries to kill other evil people (see Freddy vs Jason). He's smart, he looks scary, and he sounds scary.
Darth Vader grew up a hero, and died a hero. In between, he was pretty evil, but he atoned for it all when he sacrificed himself to rid the universe of the the Emperor. There is no good in Freddy. He's #1.
This is a tough one, and while Paulie Walnuts makes a good argument for Mr. Krueger, I have to go the other direction.
Darth Vader. All the way.
He blew up an entire PLANET for no reason.
The power of the Dark Side is just too strong. Screw Freddy and his dream-manipulation.
(mostly this is my inner dork talking)
Darth Vader. All the way.
He blew up an entire PLANET for no reason.
The power of the Dark Side is just too strong. Screw Freddy and his dream-manipulation.
(mostly this is my inner dork talking)
Good one, Walnuts. Except Anakin Skywalker killed kids as well. An entire room full of potential Jedi children in Episode 3. I don't think you can ever atone for that.
RFP says...
Good one, Walnuts. Except Anakin Skywalker killed kids as well. An entire room full of potential Jedi children in Episode 3. I don't think you can ever atone for that.
At least he had a legitimate reason to murder those kids. As I recall, he was trying to rid the universe of Jedi so that the emperor could rule without any hinderances. It was a political move, and as we all know, politics are ugly. That does not make him innocent, but it does mean his killing had a purpose.
Freddy on the other hand just kills. He's a killer. It's what he does. He doesn't have an agenda. He just kills because it's fun.
Paulie Walnuts says...
At least he had a legitimate reason to murder those kids. As I recall, he was trying to rid the universe of Jedi so that the emperor could rule without any hinderances. It was a political move, and as we all know, politics are ugly. That does not make him innocent, but it does mean his killing had a purpose.
Freddy on the other hand just kills. He's a killer. It's what he does. He doesn't have an agenda. He just kills because it's fun.
"At least he had a legitimate reason to murder those kids."
Awesome.
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