Miserable Retail Slave

by RFP

Lost is going away. The hit sci-fi, drama, mind-fuck of a guilty pleasure is going out on its own terms on May 23. 

It's a series finale that's bound to disappoint, as most series finales usually disappoint. The only one that I have ever seen that seemed to be perfect was Cheers. But Cheers didn't have numerous stories of redemption, mystical islands, and a smokey, disembodied soul that takes the form of the dead. There's a lot to loose ends to tie a knot in. We'll see how it goes.

In the meantime, we're going to celebrate a show that I, along with millions of others, love. 

Let's talk about Sawyer for a minute.

Portrayed by actor Josh Holloway, there's a few basic characteristics that make up the character of Sawyer.

-He was driven to find the con man who indirectly caused the deaths of his parents.

-He's sarcastic and snarky.

-He used to (still does?) love Kate and hates (so he says) Jack

-He has nicknames for everyone.

-He says "son of a bitch" a lot.

Just as there is nothing like an Al Pacino "fuck", Josh Holloway is the king of "son of a bitch".

Don't believe me? Just watch.

-RFP