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Lady Gaga is not as talented as an 11-year old
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by Paulie Walnuts
Lady Gaga has no talent.
She’s just as weird as can be. She’s Marilyn Manson for the dance/hip-hop world. She’s a gimmick with a halfway decent singing voice. She can’t dance. She can’t write. She can’t play an instrument. But she gets attention because she’s so odd.
Then there’s the whole question of whether she has a penis or not. This is a rumor that, interestingly, she started herself as a ploy for even more attention. And it worked. Kinda like how L. Ron Hubbard, being a science-fiction writer, started a religion based on science-fiction. People love to follow and keep track of freaks. It’s a known fact.
Well…anyways, Lady Gaga’s hit song “Paparazzi,” in my estimation, could actually be a good song if it weren’t about something absurd. I just can’t get into it, though. There’s something asinine about a woman whose debut album features a song about the paparazzi. I mean, no one knew who the hell she was yet. Who the hell does she think she is? So, being the nonconformist I am, I decided I dislike Lady Gaga and her music.
However, there’s this 11-year-old kid named Greyson Michael Chance who performed “Paparazzi” at a 6th grade talent show. And his version is, to say the least, incredible.
I concur with the lady at the end of the video who says Chance “just taught Lady Gaga a lesson.”
Check it out:
-P. Walnuts
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I love the reaction of the two girls over his shoulder. The girl in the black tank top and the one in the green . The looks on each one of their faces as he's singing. The kid's gonna be knee deep in it.
By the way, for the record, Lady Gaga plays the piano rather well. It's too bad she doesn't do it regularly. My thought is that, to be honest, the piano is neither weird nor exciting. The point I am making here, however, is that she is an attention whore, and her music is juvenile and ignorant. There is nothing of any substance to any of it - at least what I've heard.
Alright you haters.... Anybody that can make that kind of money acting like SHE'S acting... Is ok in my book...and... She does play an instrument... The keyboards... Very talented. 
i agree with DJ Liz. i didn't want to like her, cause she'd effin' weird. But i do like her. i wiggle my butt to her music. And the kid does rock. And he is going to be 'knee deep in it.'
As a follow-up, Greyson Michael Chance appeared on Ellen as a guest and got a surprise phone call from Lady Gaga herself. You can watch the video at this link, if you so choose.
http://idolator.com/5506322/lady-gaga-greyson-michael-chance-elle
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http://idolator.com/5506322/lady-gaga-greyson-michael-chance-elle
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