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by Beerwad
This is an expose on secret pop culture love children. It started out as a simple list of overrated celebrity dames. But when i dug a little deeper, I found the dirt on all these broads.
The following is a list of ugly folks passing for hot and their true linneage. Be sure when you make your list of five fantasy fornications, you leave off the Nasty Nine!
In no particular order:
1. Christina Ricci
lovechild of: Morticia Adams and Steve Buscemi
2. Kat Von D
lovechild of: Travis Barker and Snookie
3. Kate Winslet
lovechild of: Madonna and Prince Charles
4. Natasha Bedingfield
lovechild of: Keith Urban and Minnie Driver
5. Maria Sharipova
lovechild of: Shelley Long and Martina Navratilova
6. Erin Andrews:
lovechild of: Brent Musburger and Tipper Gore
7. Angelina Jolie
lovechild of: Steven Tyler and Mateen Cleaves
8. Rihana
lovechild of: Pink and Adam Lambert
9. Taylor Swift
lovechild of: Faith Hill and a poodle
-Beerwad
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6 Comments
Hmmm. I would probably nail a few of the celebs on your nasty nine. Angelina Jolie, of course. Kat Von D and Sharapova. Oh and Erin Andrews dad, Brent Musberger. But it would be a total hate fuck.
my mind is beyond blown. hail, to you, beerwad, for putting light on the conspiracy!
My personal fave is Rihana's secret parents. That's so spot on, it's crazy.
haha!! I like the Riahna one. And Snooki scares the poop outta me!!! Let's hope Snookie and Riahna never spawn off a "child"
it would have been 10 but i forgot the one that inspired the list. pink.
These are all great. Bravo, sir Wad..Although it was a hard choice I think my favorite was Cristina Ricci..Morticia and Donny from the Big Lebowski,,..what an odd couple
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