Miserable Retail Slave

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This week: teenagers are eating fingers, nerds evolve, the Avengers hate adoptions, and George Lucas pulls a d*** move. Co-host Tommy is a Jonah Hill/Napoleon Dynamite mutant combo and doesn't know the difference between Breakfast at Tiffany's/The Breakfast Club AND Fried Green Tomatoes/Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Plus, RFP is afraid of sharks and doesn't believe in the "3 Men and a Baby" Ghost. You ain't going to sink my battleship, no way. Download, listen, leave us a review. Tell a friend to do the same.

Opening song "Bionic Commando Stage 4 (Dale vs. Wray mix)" by Necro Polo. Check it out!

Bionic Commando stage 4 (Dale vs Wray mix) (NecroPolo) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

NOTEZ:

Good Mood food? Not really.

'It was just nasty,' says 14-year-old boy who found finger piece in sandwich from Jackson, Michigan Arby's

Comedian Mike Stanley

Breakfast at Tiffany's

The Breakfast Club

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something

Fact: If Jonah Hill and Napoleon Dynamite hooked up, their illegetimate son would look like Tom E. Thompson.

In case you've never heard of the band Oh My God, this is the greatest song in the world ever:

Sloppy Joe, slop, sloppy joe

Rihanna being Rihanna

A collection of all of Rihanna's lines in Battleship -- Vulture.com

SOMEONE BUY THIS FOR RFP ON EBAY!!!! RANGES IN PRICE $149 - $200

WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS!!!

Ghost Dad

The Ghost from 3 Men and A Baby

LA WEEKLY interview with Danzig

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RFP