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The Hat Trick, vol. 2: Revenge of the Bridesmaids
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by Amanda
So, we decided to do a trick, with a hat, and movies, and reviewing. Randomly, I pulled out Revenge of the Bridesmaids. Joy.
A TV movie, made for ABC family. They describe it as :
Abigail and Parker run into their friend who has lost the love of her life.
Netflix describes it as:
Raven-Symoné and Joanna Garcia star in this comic romp as two pals who return to their hometown only to discover that their mortal enemy (Virginia Williams) is now engaged to their best friend's ex-boyfriend. Naturally, the girls aren't going to take this lying down. In the interest of true love, the pair conspires to halt the impending wedding and reunite the real lovebirds ... even if it means employing all manner of trickery and deceit.
I describe it as:
Tripe.
The whole 87 minutes left me waiting for the end. It's the same story, women being catty and manipulative to get what they want, because it's for LOVE. Bah. After the one couple breaks up, he has a romp with the other "frenemy", she lied to the groom about a pregnancy, and out of duty instead of intelligence, he decides to marry her. The two meddlesome friends show up for some stupid thing, find out their other friend is miserable because she made a mistake, and decide to sabotage the wedding. They almost fail, and then everyone lives happily ever after. The end. No consequences.
Memorable quotes? How about when they are referencing the movie An Officer and a Gentleman, and completely muck up the plot. Or at the end, when there's a banner that says "The thinky girls are back"?
Really, this movie was wretched, I cannot seem to think straight enough to string enough sentences together to properly communicate how contemptible this movie is. I would rather eat human flesh than see this again. It's not even bad enough to be awesomely bad. Or amusingly bad.
moral of the story? if you don't like your life, ruin someone else's, and yours will improve greatly.
My Rating: I reached into a hat to pull out a bouquet and I got leprosy instead.
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Categories: Ro-Ads, The Hat Trick (what a crappy name), That's so Raven. By "raven" I mean "crappy"
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