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by Ro-Ads
So, its been a while. Wish I could convincingly type that I’ve had something better to do. But I can not. Instead, I’m going to fill this page and your ocular cavities with a rambling of words. So deal with it.
I used to manage an adult novelty store, as I’m sure you’re aware from my previous posts. If not, then either you’re new, or you’re an asshole. I’m going to assume you’re an asshole for simplicities sake.
But I digress.
Anyhow, past tense of the work was used, and for legal reasons, I cannot divulge why.
Actually, I just don’t want to talk about it. Instead, I would rather type about trying to get my brain off its arse and be creative so that you all can be entertained. Or something.
I’m spending my Saturday night sitting and staring at this cursed blinking cursor, blink blink blinking impatiently awaiting for some wit. And like many women, its going unsatisfied.
I tried to change everything in my routine to get the creative flow off of the couch; finished laundry, sleeping on the opposite side of the bed, listening to a loop of Peter Gabriel, Boston, and Heart (okay, THAT isn’t so different), eating dinner for breakfast. Nothing. NOTHING. NOT ONE THING.
I moved to Lansing. Michigan. Surprisingly, this city is more alive than Detroit. More things to do. More people to sneer at. Biggest downside? Getting touched by strangers, getting conversations interrupted by strangers, being talked about by strangers as if I don’t exist.
I think next week I’m going to take my unemployed ass to the capitol building and protest something. The lack of brightly painted buildings. Or not blasting Judas Priest from every corner. Or the lack of planning against a zombie apocalypse.
Meh. I’m boring myself. But I leave you with this: Squeeze is the best band ever.
-Ro-Ads
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