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I’m Still Here: The Upcoming Documentary of Joaquin Phoenix’s Transition from Actor to Rapper
Yes. It’s true. As far as the media can tell, this is not a prank. There is a documentary coming out about Joaquin Phoenix.
Two years ago, the well-known and well-regarded actor retired from the silver screen. Apparently, as alluded to by the documentary’s title, Phoenix is not yet done with the spotlight.
Personally, I can’t stand blatant ploys for attention. The very idea of this documentary, directed by Casey Affleck, makes me cringe. I always thought Phoenix was a good actor, but I vehemently scoff at this move.
Now, to me, he’s nothing more than a male version of Lindsay Lohan.
First of all, Joaquin, you’re old. Second of all, you’re white. Third of all, you have a harelip.
No one cares. I’ve never heard him rap, and I don’t need to. In fact, I never want to. But, because this is such an odd occurrence, I’ll probably watch the documentary.
Check out the trailer. He has a beard of pubes. And an impressive beer gut.
Joaquin Phoenix, you sir are, for lack of a better term, excrement. Excrement, I say.
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