Miserable Retail Slave

by RFP

The Miserable Retail Slave Podcast, Episode 5: "Alien vs. Gladiator"

This episode: March of the Perverse Penguins, Hologram Woodstock, and the "Everybody Hates Us" rock tour. Also, Tommy gives out his phone number and mistakes Paula Cole for Chris Isaak. Plus, we talk about Twitter, discuss the importance of your Street Fighter II character, imagine what Scott Stapp is like in rehab, decide that the Wizard of Oz is a metaphor for purgatory, and marvel at the manliness of old action heroes. We touch on Ridley Scott, Alien, and Prometheus and bring up Alex Trebeck and Tom Selleck's magic mustaches. Hold these bananas!

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Prometheus. Alien. Ridley Scott.

What's YOUR Street Fighter II character?

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