Miserable Retail Slave

by RFP

The gaunt dude in the picture who is a desperate need of a taco - hell, a pile of tacos - is none other than 50 Cent.

You won't find Fiddy In Da Club or at The Candy Shop these days. He doesn't even look like a P.I.M.P. 

50 Cent has forsaken ripped abs for a defined rib cage in order to play a football player with cancer in an upcoming film. 

Reportedly, he dropped to 160 lbs from his usual 214. 

That's what I weighed in high school and I'm taller than 50. Someone should've bought me a taco to feed my sickly ass. 

by RFP

That fucking Lady Gaga. Give it a fucking rest. We get it. You're edgy and weird. You're a strange, unique ARTIST and you display your artistry by wearing odd things, while writing songs about riding "disco sticks" and getting phone calls while you're at the bar. How fucking hip.

Lady Gaga. Being Edgy. Again.

-RFP

by RFP

Another remake. A complete reboot. Is Hollywood so devoid of completely original ideas that they must go back and retread on that which should be sacred?  A Nightmare on Elm Street without Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger just isn't right. He's iconic. It isn't like Friday the 13th or Halloween where you could throw anyone underneath the mask and have it work. Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach in The Watchmen) is taking on the burnt flesh in this remake. He has some big claws to fill

by RFP

Released on his Twitter page this week, Chris Daughtry has decided it would a swell idea to grow hair. The results are douche-tacular.

All he needs is some gold chains around his neck to complete the effect.

-RFP